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May. 28th, 2005 @ 03:17 pm Hyenas.
I just joined this very inactive community, and I thought I'd try to make everyone happy and tell you a short story:

Once upon a time I was dating a boy who was a gigantic slut. I usually don't call people sluts, but he was 14 and I was 12, and he really, really was. A slut, I mean. He was also really, really 14, but that is not the point.

I was not even slightly interested in having sex with him, and we did not date for very long. Like I said, I was 12. I barely developed any sexual urges until I was 16, and they didn't become pressing until I was 17 or 18.

We were watching one of those oh-so-fun nature shows. It was about hyenas. I don't know if any of you know this, but juvenile female hyenas have mock penises. They sodomize the boy hyenas and pretend to have sex with each other--it's supposed to be a learning behavior. Which is also not the point.

Watching this led to a conversation about sex. Of course. It mainly involved the boy telling me about all the people he'd had sex with, and led to the fun disclosure that he had never used protection. Not once. Ever. So being the concerned sort of twelve year old that I was, I asked if he'd ever gotten anyone pregnant. He said no, and I asked him how he knew. He said he was sure they'd have asked him for money by then. I said, "Well, what if she had an abortion and just didn't tell you?"

At which point he got incredibly pissed off at the very idea of someone "killing one of HIS babies" and went bright purple and barely coherent. He asked me if that was something I would do, and I was twelve so I said, "Of course not."

I kept in touch with him off and on, and the last time I saw him was when he came to show me his brand new baby boy. Next I heard, he was divorcing the mother because she kept beating the crap out of him (and I mean HIM, not the baby).

I can't even tie that one together on my own. It just amuses the crap out of me.
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From:scorpi084
Date:May 28th, 2005 08:53 pm (UTC)
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YAY STORY!!
From:victimice
Date:May 28th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC)
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I wondered if it counted, since he was all of 14, but since there are plenty of pro-lifers who strike me as not too far advanced past that stage, I went with it. And besides, last I knew he was still like that.
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From:scorpi084
Date:May 28th, 2005 10:07 pm (UTC)
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It deals with a pro-lifer!
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From:burned_rose
Date:May 29th, 2005 01:26 am (UTC)
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I'm kinda all messed up now..yay drugs..and this story just made my high THAT much better.